sicklysatisfied:

All I wanted was for you to love me on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/111513408/via/W0nd3rlus7

sicklysatisfied:

All I wanted was for you to love me on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/111513408/via/W0nd3rlus7

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dianabanks:

tarynel:

trillaryclinton:

unclefather:

420brah:

unclefather:

i love when men i have sex with get uncomfortable if i queef. like PLEASE act like you didn’t just spread my ass cheeks to separate states and then expect nothing to happen. A little air is gonna get in there and it’s gotta come out sometime. 

i got a dank connect for the purp skurp. hand blown glass blown. if you need, holler 

Excuse me?

lmfao

Wtf? Lmfao

What?

(via marrrrmarrrr)

ittybittybugbones:

malfoysdeliverance:

itsmarshalltime98:

whenyouwishupondisney:

our-fate-lives-within-us:

itstumblingwithgrace:

My sister and I have a headcanon that Jane is Belle and the Beast’s grandaughter.

and I think this further proves our point…

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Which would explain why she understand Tarzan, he sort of reminds me of Beast in attitude…. he is sort of a Beast… hmmm. I like your headcanon. 

I agree. Professor Porter said that she got her wild stories from her mother. Belle had wild stories, which turned out to be true, just like Jane’s story about Tarzan was true.

This must be shared, with EVERYONE!

SCREAMS

O.O

(via mandarose05)

tom-marvolo-dildo:

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

(via fucked-up-fairytale)

Sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people that we are sad about them. We like to keep it a secret. Or sometimes, we are sad but we really don’t know why we are sad, so we say we aren’t sad but we really are.

Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time  (via therealblackmarket)

(Source: anamorphosis-and-isolate, via jordannnreneeee)

liketheesun:

thetallblacknerd:

tarynel:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

This turned me on

I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant

i love this

(via marrrrmarrrr)

queuethegoldenkids:

HOLY SHIT GUYS

MY FRIEND GOES TO SCHOOL OUT IN LA AND HE SAW ANNA KENDRICK AT CVS

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AND THEN ANNA KENDRICK POSTED THIS ON TWITTER

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I’M FUCKING DYING HOLY SHIT MY FRIEND GOT DISSED MY ANNA KENDRICK 

(via armadillo)

I wonder
who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved
You. It’s you. I’d pick you every time. (via c-oquetry)

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